DokiDoki Precure Episode 09

Translation: Kanmuri

TL complete, ready for timing

Translation

Prologue

Mana: It's a beautiful morning.
Rikka: "Suddenly -- とつぜんに" {Yes, she's studying Japanese<-->English flashcards. The Hiragana there is intentional. Romaji: "totsuzen ni" --K}
"Quickly -- 素早く" {Could we put furigana on this one? すばや goes over the 素早. Romaji: "subayaku" --K}

Mana: Hmm? Whatcha doin'?

Rikka: Preparing for today's classes.
We've been really busy lately, right?
We've also got Student Council work to do at school, so I'm squeezing in some study where I can.

Mana: Ah, that's why you're the top student at our school!

Joe: A rich mind makes a woman even more beautiful.
I'm sure you'll grow into a lovely lady.

Rikka: {デレデレ}Oh please stop, you tease!
Mana + Rikka: Oh, hey mister!

Ai-chan: Kewpie!

Mana: Good morning, Ai-chan!

Joe: I'm glad I found you two.
Here's your mama!

Mana: Ai-chan!

Joe: That's a relief.
Truth is I was just informed that some valuable jewelry once worn by a princess from the Heian period has been found.
I'm off to purchase it, so I'll leave Ai-chan in your care.

Rikka: W-Wait a minute, here!

Mana: We can't do that! We're heading to school now.

Joe: But I don't have anyone else I can leave her with.
And she seems so happy when she's with her mama, too.

Ai-chan: Ai!

Rikka + Mana: Ahh... So cute!

Joe: I'm off!

Mana: Wai-!

Rikka: We've been had...

Mana: Now what?

Cheryl: Hello, you two?

Raquel: Aren't you forgetting about someone?

{OP}
Upper-right during OP: Precure Allstars New Stage 2: Friends of the Heart
A big hit - Now playing! {This is the same as ep 07 and 08 --K}

Part 1

Title: What a Mess! Ai-chan Goes to School!!
Mana: So you'll take care of Ai-chan?

Cheryl: Yeah, we'll take good care of her!

Rikka: Are you sure you can handle that?

Raquel: What's with that reaction?

Cheryl: Do you think we're unreliable?

Mana: No, not really...

Cheryl: Let's call Lance over too, then.

Alice: Hello?

Rikka: You guys can make phone calls too?

Raquel: Yeah, Davi showed us how.

Alice: Well, that is a predicament.

Lance: Is it okay for me to go, then?

Alice: But of course!

Lance: I flew over right away!

Raquel: Now we're ready! {これでバッチリ！}

Cheryl: Leave it to Cheryl!

Mana: Okay, I'll let your passion do the talking!

Cheryl + Raquel + Lance: Yay!

Baseball Captain: There she is!

Soccer Captain: Student Council President!

Baseball Captain: Please hear me out, the Soccer team's being unreasonable. {Yes, soccer. n.n --K}

Soccer Captain: No, the Baseball team's at fault here.

Baseball Captain: Huh? Stop lying!

Soccer Captain: Who's lying?!

Both Captains: What's that? You wanna fight?!

Mana: Stop!
Sportsmen should shake hands before a match.
Now, tell me why you two are fighting.

Baseball Captian: The truth is...

Rikka: Let's take this chance to head to the Student Council Room.

Mana: In short, you two are fighting over who gets to use the field for morning practice, right? {グラウンド is Engrish xD --K}

Both Captains: Yeah...

{Begin description of schedule closeup for typsetting}
Top: Baseball team field use schedule
Top Row: (Days of the Week) Sun Mon Tue Wed Thur Fri Sat {Adjust abbreviations as necessary to fit --K}
Left side (top): Morn. {Abbreviation of morning, adjust as necessary. --K}
Left side (bottom): After School {Not sure how to abbreviate this, may need to write it vertically. --K}
{End schedule closeup}

Mana: How about following this daily alternating schedule from now on?

Soccer Captain: I guess...

Baseball Captain: That'll work...

{The schedules are behind their heads now and kinda small, but difference between the two is the header on the left says "Baseball team" at the beginning, and the right one says "Soccer team" at the beginning, the rest is the same as the Baseball team one I described above. --K}

Mana: Well that's settled, then.

Sign: Student Council Room

Rikka: Noone should come in here until after school.
As you can see, Mana and I are busy like that all day.
Please take care of her today, you three.

Cheryl: She's in good hands.

Rikka: I've gotta go. I'm counting on you!

{Cheryl just says "Cheryl" here, skipping that.}

Raquel: You got it!
Ai-chan!

Lance: We're going to be your papa...
Cheryl: ...and mama for a little bit today. {Moved the "for a little bit today" to the end of Cheryl's bit to make it flow better. --K}

Ai-chan: Kewpie!

Cheryl: She really is so cute!

Lance: Let's play upsy-daisy.

Ai-chan: Kewpie!

Raquel: Such enviable bonding.

Lance: Ai-chan, stop....

Cheryl: You can put up with that much.

Lance: Ai-chan, wait!

Ai-chan: Ai!

Raquel: Lance!

Ai-chan: Kewpietwump!

Raquel: Help me!

Cheryl: Ai-chan...

Ai-chan: Kewpietwump!

Sign: Student Council Room {It jumps around *alot* here, may not be worth it to have the typesetting follow it. --Kanmuri}

Mana: How's Ai-chan doing?
Good, she seems fine.

Rikka: What happened here?

Cheryl: Nothing wrong here. We were just happily playing with Ai-chan.

Mana: What kind of playing got the room this messy?

Rikka: You weren't, perchance, being played {\i1}with?
Isn't it time for her milk?

Mana: Cheryl, if you please?

Cheryl: Sure!
Cheryl-meryl!

Mana: Huh? What's wrong?
Rikka!

Rikka: Huh? Umm... Lemme think, there are many reasons she wouldn't want to drink her milk...
Sorry! I don't know.

Mana: No way!
Ai-chan...
{\i1}Please, don't cry...
What's this?

Raquel: A new Cure Lovie's appeared.
Let's try it out.

Raquel: Yo! Raquel-roll! {ヨー！ チェケラケ！ Tried to come up with an an amusing play on Raquel's name that sort of matched the feel of the Japanese one --K}

Rikka: It's night in here now.

Ai-chan: Ai!

Mana: Why did that Cure Lovie appear?

Rikka: Perhaps it materialized in response to your feelings?

Raquel: Exactly!
Cure Lovies are created from the love nurtured in your heart.

Lance: ...is what Davi said.

Rikka: Geez Raquel, you should tell us important stuff like this sooner.

Mana: Ah, we've gotta go.
We're counting on you.

Cheryl: Leave it to us.

Raquel: When she's quiet like this, she really does look like an angel.

Cheryl: We should just let her sleep like this.

Lance: Someone's coming.

Cheryl: What are you doing? You're gonna wake up Ai-chan!

Ai-chan: Ai!

Cheryl: Ai-chan, shh!

Lance: Someone really is coming now.

Male Student: Is someone in here?

Ai-chan: Ai!

Cheryl: Quiet!

Ai-chan: Ai!

Cheryl: You can't just run off on your own!

Lance: Rikka, you liar. You said no one would come.

Raquel: You've got no room to talk, Lance.

Ai-chan: Kewpie!

Cheryl: Ah! She's heading inside!

Sign: Art Room

Ai-chan: Kewpietwump!

Male Student: Hey, don't just change poses all of a sudden!
Why? Why is it chasing me?!
Stop! Stop!

Ai-chan: Yay!

Teacher: And therefore...

PE Teacher: Okay, that's it for today's class.

Male Students: Right.

Ai-chan: Kewpietwump!

PE Teacher: Hey, I said class is over!

Ai-chan: Ai! Ai!
Ai!

Cheryl: Ai-chan, wait!

Ai-chan: Kewpie!

{Eyecatch}

Part 2

Mana: I wonder if Ai-chan is sleeping well?
Students: Student Council President!

Mana: What's up, guys?

Male Student 1: The school...
Students: ...is haunted! {Yes, more literally お化け have appeared, but this seemed to be the best TL while still meaningfully splitting the sentence. --K}

Female Student 1: I heard something from the empty music room.
When I looked inside, the portraits of Beethoven, Chopin, and Mozart were singing in chorus, led by an empty bucket.
I'm sure it was a curse!

Female Student 2: I saw a demonic ritual in the library.
Scores of books were floating around in the air.
Suddenly, a mop and dust cloths transformed into pink, blue, and yellow monsters, and filled the air with their eerie laughter. {Eerie's a fun word, don't get to use it that much, w. --K}
"Cheryl", "Quel", and "Lance" they moaned!

Female Student 3: I heard a bucket moan, "Kewpie!"

Female Student 4: Yeah, yeah.

Male Student 2: This is the prelude to the manifestation of the seven wonders of this school!

{Mana and Rikka's expressions... wwwwwww --K}

Mana: That's gotta be...

Rikka: The fairies...

{Muffled conversation continues in the background, not in the captions --K}
Background: Is the next incident going to be in the toilets?
I've been thinking (cut off) - it's scary!

Cheryl:{Whispering}Mana. Rikka.
Actually...

Mana: You and Ai-chan got split up?!

Cheryl: We're sorry!

Mana: Let's start looking!

Rikka: Right!

{The field schedules again, same as before. --K}

Ai-chan: Ai? Kewpietwump!
Kewpie-pi-pi! {Doing it as Kewpie-pie-pie, the "pie" looked more like パイ than ぴ. --K}

Baseball Captain: This is your doing, isn't it! {He's holding up the "Baseball team field use schedule" from earlier --K}

Soccer Captain: That's my line! {He's holding up the "Soccer team field use schedule" --K}

Baseball Captain: What'd you say?!

Soccer Captain: I'm sorry I thought we could ever share the field with you guys.

Baseball Captain: Same here!

Both Captains: If we have the field to ourselves, we're sure to get much stronger as a team!

Baseball Captain: But, we're both puny teams who lost their first games.

Soccer Captain: Don't remind me.
I guess we should talk this over again.

Ira: Talking things over is such a bother, though.

Both Captains: Who's there?

Ira: If you wan't something, why not just take it?
I'm gonna grant your wishes.

Both teams: Captain!

Ira: Rampage, and unleash the darkness within your hearts! {as we have two today...}

Soccer Selfishe: Selfishe!

Baseball Selfishe: Selfishe here too!

Soccer Selfishe: Selfishe Shot! {used bullet shot later down, should be consistent?}

Baseball Selfishe: Selfishe Home Run!

Mana: Over there!

Raquel: There are two Selfishe!

Rikka: But they're quarreling?!

Mana: We've gotta stop them right away!

Rikka: Right!
Lance, go get Alice!

Lance: Roger!

Mana: Let's go, Cheryl!

{Just Cheryl's gobi here, not subbing it --K}

Rikka: Raquel!

Raquel: OK!

Cheryl: Cheryl!

Mana: Precure Love Link!

Cheryl: L O V E

Cure Heart: Abundant love, Cure Heart!

Raquel: Raquel!

Rikka: Precure Love Link!

Raquel: L O V E

Cure Diamond: The light of wisdom, Cure Diamond!

Cure Heart: Poor, sad, and lovelorn balls... {Yes, yes, I know you're there sniggering. --K}
I, Cure Heart, will make your heart beat with love again!

Soccer Selfishe: Soccer!

Baseball Selfishe: Baseball!

Both Balls: Pipe it!

Cure Heart: Baseball and Soccer are both sports kids really want to play!
Fighting over such trivial matters will just upset everyone.

Baseball Selfishe: People want to play soccer?!
Baseball has alot more good points and is much more popular!

Soccer Selfishe: Self!
What are you talking about!
Soccer's the popular one!

Baseball Selfishe: Huh? Your matches are way too short!

Soccer Selfishe: Longer doesn't mean better!

Cure Heart: Hey, cut it ou- Whoa!

Ira: Yes, rage more, Selfishe!
Send Malergy to our great King Selfishe!

Raquel: Ah, Ai-chan's over there!

Cure Diamond: Ai-chan!

Baseball Selfishe: Huh?

Cure Heart: Look out!

Cure Rosetta: Firm and strong Rosetta wall!

Both Selfishe: Self? Self!

Cure Rosetta: Looks like I made it just in time.

Cure Diamond: Cure Rosetta!

Cure Heart: Cure Sword!

Cure Sword: I felt the presence of a Selfishe, so I came to investigate.

Ira: Having the whole team here is still meaningless.

Both Selfishe: You've got some nerve to challenge us.

Soccer Selfishe: Bullet Shot!
Using you hands is a foul!

Baseball Selfishe: Disappearing Magic Ball!

Soccer Selfishe: No-spin Shot!

Cure Sword: I can't read the ball's path!

Cure Diamond: They're reckless but strong! {Yeah, I decided to go for "reckless" for ムチャクチャ --K}

Soccer Selfishe: World Class! {Probably from "World Cup" --K} {I hear "class?" which makes more sense}

Baseball Selfishe: Major Class! {Probably from "Major League" --K}

Ai-chan: Ma-Mama...

Cure Heart: It's dangerous, do don't come any closer!

Lance: Ai-chan, don't worry.

Raquel: The Selfishe will be dealt with soon.

Cheryl: And then we can play with you again.

Ira: It's time to end this.
Finish the Precure off!

Ai-chan: Kewpietwump!

Cure Heart: Huh? Ai-chan?

Cure Sword: What's this?

Cure Rosetta: We've sped up!

Cure Heart: But I'm going too fast and can't stop!

Ai-chan: Ai!

Ira: What? What's going on here?

Cure Diamond: Stooooop!
"Inscrutable are the ways of heaven."
I don't know about your world cups or major leagues, but we'll show you how we play as a team!
Girls, follow my lead!

Cure Heart: Alright! Let's follow Coach Cure Diamond's instructions!

Cure Rosetta + Cure Sword: Yeah.

Soccer Selfishe: Here goes the second half!
Cannon Shoot!

Cure Diamond: Do a sliding tackle now!

Cure Rosetta: There! And then counter with a goal!
Like that.

Soccer Selfishe: Self...

Baseball Selfishe: Sinking Magic Ball!

Cure Diamond: Bunt!

Cure Sword: Roger!

Baseball Selfishe: Infield grounder!

Cure Diamond: Run home! Run home!

Baseball Selfishe: Too fast!
An inside-the-park home run...

Ira: Why are you guys so depressed?!

Cure Diamond: Go for an insurance run! {Decided to go for the baseball terminology definition of ダメ押し --K}

Cure Heart: Leave it me!

Cheryl: Cheryl!

Cure Heart: Let my feelings reach you! My Sweet Heart!

Both Selfishe: Love! Love Loooooove!

Ira: Crap! I can't even win with two?
I'm outta here!

Ai-chan: Ai!

Cure Heart: Ai-chan!

Cure Sword: At any rate, about that power just now...

Cure Rosetta: Yeah.
It seems that Ai-chan is hiding an unfathomable power.

Rikka: How are the teams faring?

Mana: They were able to patch things up.
Today really was tiring.

Rikka: Seriously.
It's because that guy foisted such an unreasonable burden on us in the first place.
Of course it was going to turn into a big mess.

Mana: Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna have to give him a stern lecture when he gets back.

Raquel: Ai-chan, don't go over there...

Lance: Please stop messing with my ears.

Cheryl: Stop fussing.

Mana: You did well today.

Cheryl: Leave everything to Cheryl.

{ED}

Preview

Mana: Woah! Makopi's transferred to my school!

Makoto: A pleasure to be here.

Rikka: But it looks like she's having trouble since she's never gone to school before.

Mana: Waah! You're not supposed to autograph your test!

Alice: The tabloids are swarming outside the school!

Rikka: Let us handle that! It's the duty of the student council to help out students with their school life!

{\i1}DokiDoki! Precure:

Next episode title: The Transfer Student is a Super National Idol!!

Mana: Be still my beating heart!